Doctor Jokes

Arkadaşlar reading geliştirmek için çalıştığım bir kitabın bir ünitesinde doktorlarla ilgili fıkralara yer verilmiş.Bende sizinle paylaşmadan duramadım


1.New Glasses

Patient: Doctor,can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Man:Yes,I can You need a new glasses
Patient:How do you know?
Man:Because I'm not a doctor.This is a bookshop..

2.Three Pills

One afternoon, a man went to a doctor and said,"I don't feel well.I often get headaches and I feel tired.The doctor examined the man and then left the room.He came back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor said,"Take one green pill with a big glass of water every morning when you wake up.Take one blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch.Then take one red pill with another big glass of water before bed time.

"Three different pills! " the man said in a surprised voice."What is my problem doctor?"

The doctor replied,"You're not drinking enough water"

3.Ten What?
Doctor:I have some very bad news for you.
Patient:What is it?Tell me,doctor.
Doctor:Well,you're very ill.I'm afraid you're going to die.
Patient:How much time have I got?
Doctor:Ten.
Patient:What do you mean?Ten years?Ten months?Ten days?
Doctor:Nine..Eight..Seven..Six..Five..

4.Your arm is better now
Burada bir açıklama yapayım.Alçısı yeni çıkarılan bir kız ve doktor arasında geçiyor bu diyolog.

Patient:Can I play the piano know?
Doctor:Yes,you can.
Patient:Oh,good!I couldn't play the piano before.

Son düzenleme tarihi: 25-01-2010 02:31 AM. Düzenleyen: Sasha.